Two out of work bums decided that they would be better
off in a more downtown location...so they hitched a ride.

The driver dropped them off in the city's red-light district.

A hooker approached one of the bums and said, "Hey
guy...would you like a hand job?"

The bum shook his head and said, "errr...no its okay!"

A few minutes later another hooker approached the bums
and said, "Hey guy...would you like a blow job?"

The bum again shook his head and said, "errr...no its okay!"

After the hooker left the bum turned to his buddy and said,"We'd better go back where we came from, we've only been
here 10 minutes and we've been offered two jobs already!"