A teacher decided to give a pop quiz on this week's spelling words.

She asked the students to spell the words and use them in a sentence.

Three of the words were hotel, stigma and homosexual
.

Little Johnny's answers were:
1. h-o t-e-l - The President asked Monica to keep their affair secret,
but Linda Tripp made the ho tel.

2. s-t-i-g m-a - The President said to Monica, "I want you to stig ma
cigar in your you-know-what."

3. h-o m-o s-e-x-u-a-l - The President asked Monica not to wear
panties because he thought it made the ho mo sexual.

Little Johnny was suspended again.