Teacher "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."

Johnny "Ok Sir, You please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again."

Teacher "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested to listen?"

Johnny "A Teacher."

Teacher "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

Johnny "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Johnny "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher "Who are the most grateful people in the human race?"

Johnny "The Turkish."

Teacher "Why is that?"

Johnny "You celebrate thanksgiving with turkeys right?"

Teacher "Why were the times of King Arthur known as the dark ages?"

Johnny "Because it was 'Knight' time sir!"

Teacher "Who is the fastest human being in the world?"

Johnny "My mother... She can catch me doing anything."