A man is going down the road, and gets pulled over by a highway patrolman.

When he gets up to the car, he tells him that he was speeding.

The man is
shocked, but not startled by being pulled over because he is always
speeding.

While the highway patrolman is standing there, he sees that the
man has 9 huge knives in the back seat.

He asks him what they are for, and
he tells him that they are for his act, and he is a juggler.

The patrolman
does not believe him, and tells him to prove it.

So he gets out of the car,
and starts to juggle the knives.

At the same time, 2 men are driving by and
witness the two on the side of the road.

One of the men looks to the other
man and says, 'Man, I sure am glad I quit drinking, those sobriety tests
these days are rough!'