A man wakes up one morning and upon looking in the mirror he sees what
looks like the end of a penis growing out of his forehead.

Deeply
concerned he immediately calls his doctor and explains the problem..

The doctor tells him “put some cream on it and get a good night’s rest;
if it’s not better in the morning come and see me”.

The next morning he looks in the mirror only to find he can now see the
full head of a penis protruding out of his forehead.

He immediately
rushes to the doctor.

When the doctor sees him he says, ”I’ve only heard about one other case
like this and this is the medication prescribed to him. Take this for ten
days and come back to see me”.

After ten days of medication the man goes back to the doctor and now has
a full penis growing out of his forehead.

The doctor takes one look and says, “well I really don’t know what to
tell you”.

The man visibly upset says, “What do you mean you don’t know what to tell
me. You mean for the rest of my life I’m going to wake up look in the
mirror and see a penis growing out of my forehead”?

The doctor replies, “No, no, no probably just for the next two weeks…by
then the balls should cover your eyes”