A world leader met with Bush in the Oval Office.

George said, "To show my appreciation for all the things you've done for our country, I want to present you with a brand new Cadillac. It's loaded! It has everything! Here you go. Here are the keys."

The other world leader said, "Now, George, you know that I can't accept that!"

George said, "Oh, yeah, right! Gift limits and all that! Here! I'll sell it to you for half a dollar!"

His guest said, "Okay, Mr. President," and gave him a dollar.

George said, "Oops! I don't have change!" He pocketed the dollar.

His guest said, "That's okay. I'll just take two Cadillacs."