Two ladies were preparing to celebrate their retirement from their long careers as hospital administrators.
Sunning themselves on the beach in Miami seemed the very best thing to do.
They were discussing the fact that if they went for a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes, but if they took the cigarettes with them, they will get soaked.
Then they noticed a gorgeous girl walking out of the waves.
She reached into the top of her swimsuit, pulled out a perfectly dry cigarette and book of matches and lit up.
The ladies walked up to the girl and asked, "Miss, may we ask...? How do you keep your cigarettes dry?"

She answered, "I put them inside of a condom. See?" as she showed them her stash of reds.
The women rushed to the nearest neighborhood pharmacy.
They stepped up to the tall counter and asked for some assistance in purchasing their needed condoms, wishing to try the great idea immediately.
The pharmacist asked, "What size, Ma'am?"

"Well, it should fit a Camel," replied the shorter of the two, as the other added, "And make our order enough for at least twenty shots!"