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A guy from Kentucky passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow.
But she can't touch it 'til she's 14. -
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead." -
How can you tell if a Kentucky redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. -
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Kentucky to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. -
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
Documentaries. -
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Kentucky.
If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush. -
A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
And the driver replies "Bout wut?" -
Did you hear about the $3 million Kentucky State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. -
The governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down!
Yep!
Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss too.
Both books-poof!
