No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid, sing along with these new takes on old favorites: Deck the halls with Buddy Holly.

• We three kings of porridge and tar.
• On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me.
• Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
• He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
• Noel, Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
• With the jelly toast proclaim.
• Olive the other reindeer.
• Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
• Sleep in heavenly peas.
• In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is sparse and brown.
• You'll go down in Listerine.
• Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse soap and hay.
• O' come, froggy faithful
• You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"
• Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.