One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house
next door.

He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in
the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent
pair of breasts.

He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as
possible, hoping for yet another look.

Finally, he could stand it no more.

Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and
waited.

The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door.

"Excuse me," our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how
beautiful your wife is."

"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.

"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those
breasts."

The burly gorilla was about to deck our poor guy when his wife
appeared and stopped him.

She pulled him inside and they discussed the
offer for a few moments.

Finally, they returned and asked our friend to
step inside.

"OK," the husband said gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kiss my
wife's tits."

At this the wife unbuttoned her blouse, and the twin objects of desire
hung free at last.

Our man took one in each hand, and proceeded to rub his
face against them in total ecstasy.

This went on for several minutes,
until the husband got annoyed.

"Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he
growled.

"I can't," replied our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away.

"Why not?" demanded the husband, getting really angry now.

"I don't have ten thousand dollars."