There was a boy whose parents were very strict in his
upbringing.

They never allowed him to meet any girls, except
his own relatives.

However, one day he saw one of his best
friends kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her
what they were doing.

His mother told him, "It's called kissing and any boy who does
that to a girl will die that very minute!"

On his 21st birthday he went out with some friends who introduced
him to one of the sweetest girls around town.

She knew that he
had never been kissed before.

When she eventually got some time alone with him, she tried to
kiss him but he resisted.

She asked him, "What are you afraid
of, it won't hurt."

He said, "My mother said if I kiss a girl I'll die this very
minute!!"

She replied, "Don't be a baby, now come on kiss me."

With that
she gave him a hot one square across the lips.

He began to cry, "Oh no I'm going to die!!!"

She said, "Why are you going to die??"

He replied, "I've just kissed you and already one part of me
has begun to get stiff!!"