A New Zealander moved to Sydney Australia to play football.

When he arrived, was told to go and see the coach.

"Now listen," said the coach, "This isn't some minor league Kiwi team. Do you think you're good enough to play football for us?"

"Shit, yeah!" replied the Kiwi.

"We'll see" said the coach. "We'll give you a run in the first half and pull you off at half time."

"Shit, that's different." Said the Kiwi. "We only get oranges at half time in New Zealand!"