Two guys have a big knife fight and really tear each other
up.

One guy ends up in the hospital bandaged from head to toe.

He can't even move his lips.

He mumbles to the doctor, "When will I be able to laugh again?"

The doctor says, "Are you nuts? You almost died."

The guy says, "No kidding, Doc, when will I be able to laugh
again?"

The doctor says, "You're nuts. You're sewn together with ten
feet of thread. Why the hell do you want to know when you can
laugh again?"

The guy says, "Because the other guy is getting married next
week and I've got his dick in my coat pocket."