Three men are discussing their previous night's lovemaking.

The Italian says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."

The Frenchman says, "I smoothed sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."

The Jewish guy says, "I covered my wife's body with schmaltz (chicken fat). We made love and she screamed for six hours."

The others ask, "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"

The Jewish guy shrugged. "I wiped my hands on the drapes."