The secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.

The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know
we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect you to
conduct yourself like any other employee around here. Who told you you
could come and go as you please around here?"

Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said, "My
lawyer."