A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm
that was handling a big case for his company.

It included hourly
billing for conferences, research, phone calls, and everything
but lunch hours.

Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that
the company would have to pay for each of these services.

Then he noticed one item buried in the middle of the list:
FOR CROSSING THE STREET TO TALK TO YOU, THEN
DISCOVERING IT WASN'T YOU AT ALL -- $125.

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