(You MUST read them out loud)

1That's not rightSum Ting Wong
2 Are you harboring a fugitive?Hu Yu Hai Ding
3See me ASAPKum Hia Nao
4Stupid ManDum Fuk
5Small HorseTai Ni Po Ni
6Did you go to the beach?Wai Yu So Tan
7I bumped into a coffee tableAi Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8I think you need a face liftChin Tu Fat
9It's very dark in hereWao So Dim
10I thought you were on a dietWai Yu Mun Ching
11This is a tow away zone No Pah King
12Our meeting is scheduled for next weekWai Yu Kum Nao
13Staying out of sight!Lei Ying Lo
14He's cleaning his automobileWa Shing Ka
15Your body odor is offensiveYu Stin Ki Pu
16 GreatFa Kin Su Pah

 

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