The new English teacher had just taken over her first class, a group of scruffy, leering boys.

"Give me a word beginning with 'A'," she said.

"Arseholes!" said little Johnny proudly.

Ignoring his remark, she continued.

“Now give me a word beginning with 'B'”

"Bastard," came the answer from Freddy.

She immediately gave C a miss and moved on to D.

"Dwarf," said little Cameron.

With a sigh of relief she asked him what a dwarf was.

"A little cunt about 60 centimetres tall." said little Cameron.