On the first day of their Honeymoon, the
very naive virgin bride slipped into a
sexy but sweet nightie and, with great
anticipation, crawled into bed, only to
find that her new Christian husband had
settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently
not going to make love to her, he replied,"Because it's Lent!"

Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well,...
that is the most ridiculous thing I have
ever heard!"

"To whom did you lend it, and for how long?"