There was this blond sitting at the bar when this man walked up and said," Ma'am its your lucky day!"

"Why?" she replied.

The man said, "Cause I am a leprechaun and I am going to grant you three wishes! But, for every wish I grant you you have to do something for me.

"Okay?" replied the blond.

The man then asks what is your first wish? Well i am a little short on money I want $20 million".

POOF... it is in a bank acount he tells her.

"Well what do you want from me?" the Blonde asks.

"I want a blow job."

So they go into the back and do it.

Whats your 2nd wish?

I want a good car.

POOF...

"Its in the parking lot", he explaines, "now I want to eat you out."

They go and do it.

Last wish make it good!

"Okay", says the blonde, "I want a good and decent boyfriend."

"Okay... he is in your car waiting for you." he tells her.

"Now I want to screw you."

So off they go to do it.

When they came out the man asks, "Ma'am can I ask you a personal question?"

"Yeah sure," she replies.

"How old are you?" he inquires.

"I am 26." she replies.

"You are 26 and you still believe in leprechauns?!?"