1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
    A licker cabinet.
  2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
    A Klondyke.
  3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
    Militia Etheridge.
  4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
    Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
  5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
    A Lickalotapuss.
  6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
    Fur Traders.
  7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
    Well Hung.
  8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
    She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
  9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
    Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
  10. What do you call lesbian twins?
    Lick-a-likes.
  11. What's the definition of confusion?
    Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
  12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a
    lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack
    snacker.

 

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