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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in. - I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
assholes. - I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. - I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits. - I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think. - I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're
finished. - I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is
at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to
take its place. - I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when
you're down will be the ones who do. - I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their
dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. - I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children,
they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. - I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. - I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities. - I've learned to say "Screw 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6
languages.
