A little boy wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks.

But nothing happened.

Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal
authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA,they decided to send it to
President Clinton.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

President Clinton thought this
would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted
with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:

Dear
GOD, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some
reason you had to send it through Washington D.C.and,as usual,those bastards deducted $95.00.