Jack and Jill went up the hill

To smoke a little leaf

Jack got high, pulled down his fly

And Jill said wheres the beef!!!

There once was a handsome young seaman

Who with ladies was really a demon,

In peace or in war,

At sea or on shore,

He could certainly dish out the semen.

There was a young lady from Sydney

Who could take it right up to her kidney,

But a man from Quebec

Shoved it up to her neck,

He had a long one, now didn' he?

There once was a lady from Arden

Who sucked off a man in the garden,

He said, "My dear Flo,

Where does all that stuff go?"

And she said, "(swallowing hard)--I beg pardon?"