There once was a man from St.Paul
Who swore he had but one ball
Two dirty young bitches
Tore down his britches
And found he had none at all.

There was a young girl from Wick
Who said "mother what is a dick" ?
She said "my dear Annie"
It goes in your fanny
& jumps up and down till its sick

A freak by the name of Nate
Liked to take a dump on his plate
The fruit of his bung
Never touched his tongue
He fried it up and served it to his mate.