A 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up
beside him and the window was wound down.

“I’ll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car” said the driver.

“No way” replied the boy

“how about a bag of lollies and $10” said the driver.

“I said no way replied the irritated youngster.

“What about a bag of lollies and $50?” quizzed the driver, still rolling
slowly to keep up with the young boy.

“No, I’m not getting in the friggin car”! answered the boy.

“OK, Ok, I know what you want. I’ll give you $100 and a bag of lollies
replied the driver.

“NO” screamed the boy.

“What will it take for you to get in the car?” asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied, “Listen Dad, you bought the Volvo, you live with it!”

 

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