- If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
- Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
- Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car.
Solution: Eat it in the parking lot. - Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
- A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
- If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. - Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.
- The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.
- Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit. - Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done!
