Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go out and visit her grandmother
in the forest, and her mother said, "You'd better not go out tonight because
the Big Bad Wolf's out and you know what he'll do; he'll lift up your little
red dress, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your little red socks
off!"

But Little Red Riding Hood said, "Don't worry Ma, I got it covered," and she
pulled out a large gun.

So being a brave sort of girl, she set off into the
woods.

On the way she bumped into the three little pigs, who warned her, "Oh!

Little Red Riding Hood! You really shouldn't be out here at all.

The
Big Bad Wolf is out, and you know what he's like; he'll pull up your
little
red dress, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your little red
socks
off!

Again she pulled out her enormous gun, "Don't worry boys, I've got it
covered."

As she continued through the forest, she met the Big Bad Wolf, who snarled, "You shouldn't have come out tonight! You know what I'm going to do,
dontcha?
I'm going to pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red
panties
and fuck your little red socks off!"

So she lifted up her little red dress and pulled down her little red
panties,
lay down on her back with her legs akimbo, pointed her gun at the wolf and
said "Oh no you're not! You're going to eat me like the book says."