A young man was so paranoid about the size of his penis that
he could never work up the courage to have sex.

Then one day
he fell in love with a nurse.

One fine evening, they went back to her place.

She put on some
soft music and led him into the bedroom.

Totally mortified, he
told her of his problem.

"Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't
laugh."

Blushing the man drops his trousers.

"It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that."

"Really?" the relieved man asked.

She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit."