Three aspiring golfers were taking lessons
from a pro.

The first guy hit the ball far to the
right.

"That was due to LOFT," said the pro.

The second man hit his ball far to the left.

"That, too, was due to LOFT," said the pro.

The third golfer took a swing, and the ball
just went a few feet and stopped.

"Once
again, it's LOFT," the pro claimed.

"Well, what exactly do you mean by LOFT?"
asked the third golfer.

"Lack of fucking talent," replied the pro.