A whorehouse gets busted.
The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is going down the line giving them all tickets.
A little, old lady approaches one of the girls at the end of the line and asks, "Why are all of you lovely ladies here in line like this?" The smart-assed whore explains, "Lady, we're waiting in line for our lollipops." "Oh, that's nice, dear," said the little, old lady.
"I haven't had one of them in so long.
I think I'll get in line too." A few minutes later, the cop is standing in front of the little, old lady.
"Lady, aren't you a little old for this?" She looks him right in the eye and winks, "As long as they keep making 'em, I'm gonna keep sucking 'em!"