These are given the night before they are due. This explains the
name "long term."

It is a long term commitment to time that begins
at 9:30 PM and ends at 11:50 PM -- or later.

It is important that
the whole family is involved in the project.

It is imperative that at
least one family member races to Wal*Mart/K-Mart for poster board,
and that at least one family member ends up in tears (it does not
have to be the student).

One parent needs to stay up and complete the project.

The other
parent needs to call the school and leave a message that the student
is out sick.

It is not necessary to have the student's name on the assignment.

 

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