While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at
a roadside restaurant for lunch.

The old woman
unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but
didn't miss them until they were back on the
highway.

By then, they had to travel quite a distance
before they could find a place to turn around.

The old man fussed and complained all the way
back to the restaurant.

When they finally arrived, as the old woman got
out of the car to retrieve her glasses the old man
said, "While you're in there, you may as well get
my hat, too."