An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost.
Eventually they found themselves in some city.
They saw a gentleman on the sidewalk, so the husband pulled up to the curb, and the lady rolled down her window and asked: "Excuse me, sir. Can y'all tell me where we are?"
The gentleman on the street said, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."
The lady rolled up the window, turned to her husband and said, "We really are lost. They don't even speak English here!"