Sarah fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks,
and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate
encounters in the dental clinic after hours.

But one day he
said sadly,"Sarah, honey, we've got to stop seeing each
other. Your husband's bound to get suspicious."

"No way, sweetheart, he's dumb as a post," she assured
him."Besides, we've been together for six months now and
he doesn't suspect a thing."

"True," agreed the dentist, "but you're down to two teeth!"