A
student was heading home for the holidays.

When
she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.

As she
gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green
suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The
confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you
did to my luggage last year!"