There was a guy who wanted to know about magic.

He decided he should ask
the one person who seemed to have all the answers.

So, he went to a priest
and asked him to teach him some magic.

The priest said "Sure come into my office and I'll show you some magic".

They went into the office and the Priest says "Now bend over my desk".

The guy bends over his desk and feels the priest do something to him.

"Does this feel like a finger up your ass?" asks the priest.

"Yes it does" says the guy.

The priest lifts up both his arms - "Look, Maaaaagic!"