Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through
Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except
there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United
States of America."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am
ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it
up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon
help desk. I talked to him yesterday.

 

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