A husband and wife had quarreled for a quite a while.

After a cool down period, the wife went to her husband the next morning and asked, "Honey, what are you doing?"

Her husband tried to hide the document in hand and mumbled, "Nothing."

His wife, who had seen what the document was, became very upset.

"Nothing? I see you reading our Marriage certificate. Why you even got out a magnifying glass! You've been looking that over upside down, backwards, forwards, every which way! What's that all about?"

Dejected, her husband said, "Well, if you must know, I was looking for the expiration date!"