• Man to bartender: "Ten years ago I married a virgin, and if
  that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her!"
• She married him because he was such a "strong man";
  she divorced him because he was such a "dominating male."
• He married her because she was so "fragile and petit";
  he divorced her because she was so "weak and helpless."
• She married him because "he knows how to provide a good living";
  she divorced him because "all he thinks about is business."
• He married her because "she reminds me of my mother";
  he divorced her because "she's getting more like her mother
  every day."
• She married him because he was "happy and romantic":
  she divorced him because he was "shiftless and fun-loving."
• He married her because she was "steady and sensible";
  he divorced her because she was "boring and dull."
• She married him because he was "the life of the party";
  she divorced him because "he never wants to come home from a
  party."
• Did you hear about the woman who divorced the baker and married
  the poet? She went from batter to verse.