The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars.

The spacecraft gently touched down and the astronaut
descended and tested the atmosphere.

Lo and behold it was
safe for people to breathe.

He removed his space suit and
exited the spacecraft.

He was amazed to find himself in a
lush green valley surrounded with beautiful wooded hills.

He hiked for some distance and came upon a beautiful little
white cottage with a lush green lawn surrounded by a white
picket fence like something out of Better Homes and Gardens.

He walked up to the front door and found it open.

He walked inside, looked around and hearing noises from the
kitchen he went back there.

WOW, to his amazement he saw the most beautiful blonde he had ever seen standing over a large
pot on the stove.

Inside the pot was a gooey mess that she
was stirring with a large spoon.

As he watched she kept
stirring and stirring.

After a couple hours he finally asked her what she was doing.

She replied that she was having a baby.

He was quite skeptical
but after a couple more hours of stirring she reached down into
the gooey mess and pulled out a beautiful baby girl.

He told
her that was really amazing but that was not the way it was done
on Earth.

She replied "How do you do it on Earth?"

With a twinkle in his eyes he said come on back to the bedroom and I'll show you.

After an hour of the wildest sex he had ever experienced he lay back exhausted and lit up a cigarette.

She
said "Well where is the baby?"

He said "Oh that takes nine months."

She replied, "Well why did you stop stirring?"