A women came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee
and slapped him on the back of the head.

"I found a piece of paper in your
pant pocket with the name Marylou written on it, " she said, furious. "You
had better have an explanation."

"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the
races? That was the name of the horse I bet on."

The next morning his wife sneaked up and whacked him again.

"What was that for?" he complained.

"Your horse called last night."