PLACEMATS
They only show up when there is food on the table.

MASCARA They usually run at the first site of emotion.

GOVERNMENT BONDS
They take long to mature..(not physically..:)

COPIERS
You need them for reproduction; but that's about it.

HIGH HEELS
They're easy to walk on, once you get the hang of it.

CURLING IRONS
They're always hot and always in your hair.

MINI SKIRTS
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs!