• Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
• Men are like.....Mascara.They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
• Men are like.....Bike helmets.Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
• Men are like.....Government bonds.They take so long to mature.
• Men are like.....Parking spots.The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
• Men are like.....Copiers.You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
• Men are like.....Lava lamps.Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
• Men are like.....Bank accounts.Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
• Men are like.....High heels.They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
• Men are like.....Curling irons.They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
• Men are like.....Mini skirts.If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
• Men are like.....Bananas.The older they get, the less firm they are.