Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a
shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

Right in the middle of
the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from
the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a
hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow,
Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half
to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here
so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled
my name!"