An avid skier was determined to ski all the major peaks in the world.

One
spring he traveled to Japan, where he skied Mt. Fuji.

After accomplishing this feat, the skier bought two postcards, one of which
he
planned to send to his best friend back home and the other to his wife.

Unfortunately, he got the cards mixed up and wrote the wrong message on
each.

The postcard he sent to his best friend showed the face of Fuji he had skied
down.

On the back of the card the skier wrote: "How do like this cutie?"

The postcard he sent to his wife showed a seductive young geisha dressed in
traditional garb.

On the back he wrote: "Here's a picture of a slope I went
down on Thursday."