Assembler programs are written with short abbreviations
called MNEMONICS, in other words instead of writing GOTO,
the programmer writes JMP or even BRA (branch).

These instructions are frequently abbreviated into total
incomprehensibility. Of course, we all know that
abbreviations are arbitrary. Anyone who has spent any time
programming in assembler knows that all computers can be
programmed using an undocumented set of instructions.

Frequently when an error is made writing a program in
assembler a user can actually see the program executing the
undocumented instructions. These instructions vary from
machine from machine, but all computers have a certain set
of them in common. As a service to humanity, I am here
revealing these common instructions for the first time.

Making People Piss Their Pants Since 1999!