A guy was driving down a road and he ran out of gas.

He went to the
nearest house to ask for help.

As soon as the owner opened the door,
it started to pour, so the guy asked to stay overnight.

The owner
said, "OK, but if you see a monster in the garage, whatever you do,
don't touch it."

The man went up to the guestroom, but he was too
curious.

He went down to the garage and saw the huge ugly monster.

He
decided to see what it would do if he threw a rock at it or made
faces.

He did both but nothing happened.

So the man went and touched the monster.

Up the monster jumped and
chased the man all over the country.

When the man got to a cliff, he
thought he was going to die, so he rolled up in a tiny ball.

When the monster arrived, he touched the man and said, "You're it!"