- How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it. - How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it. - How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path. - How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it. - What do fish say when they hit a concrete
wall?
Dam! - What do Eskimos get from sitting on
he ice too long?
Polaroids. - What do you call a boomerang that doesn't
work?
A stick. - What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese. - What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses. - What do you call four bullfighters in
quicksand?
Quatro sinko. - What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk. - What do you get when you cross a
snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite. - What lies at the bottom of the ocean
and twitches?
A nervous wreck. - What's the difference between roast
beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef. - Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him. - Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers. - Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog. - What kind of coffee was served on the
titanic?
Sanka. - What is the difference between a Harley
and a Hoover?
The location of the dirt bag. - Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their
hat. - What's the difference between a bad
golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes: Whack, Dang! A bad skydiver
goes: Dang! Whack. - How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee
divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
