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"Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."
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"Fight truth decay-study the Bible daily."
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"How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-smoking?"
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"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives"
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"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay
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"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
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"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
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"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
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"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
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"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire
insurance soon." "This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" -
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
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"In the dark? Follow the Son."
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"Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up."
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"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."
